here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
this is some nightvale-level shit goin on here
THIS IS IMPORTANT. Take a dollar and get a freaking card and send it to this kid. Heck MAKE ONE. Take 2 minutes to do something good and humanish today people. PLEASE I AM ASKING YOU TO DO THIS.
Celebrate Batman’s 75th Anniversary with the Best of Batman on Texts From Superheroes
Voice Actors and Actresses from Avatar The Last Airbender who came back with new characters in The Legend of Korra.
What a cool post! Once again, the hardest working fans in the business. Also, as illustrated by these graphics, if you hear a voice on ATLA/LOK there is a strong chance it was performed by Grey DeLisle. Although Dee Bradley Baker might have more screen time due to all the animal chirps and grumbles. Either way, Grey and Dee could easily voice an entire series together—just the two of them covering all the characters—and the audience would be none the wiser without checking the credits.
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
PITBULL PUPPIES STEAL MY HEART
I love pits! They get a bad rap…but they are terribly sweet :) My next door neighbor has one and she’s always so happy to see me and gives me finger kisses through the fence :)
Snow White - Summoner
Cinderella - Buffer
Aurora - Debuffer
Ariel - Rogue
Belle - Battle Cleric
Jasmine - Dancer
Pocahontas - Ranger
Mulan - Swordswoman
Tiana - Alchemist
Rapunzel - Healer
Merida - Archer
Elsa - Black Mage
Anna - Paladin
Snow would work sort of like Yuna from Final Fantasy X - an okay healer, but true strengths lie with summoning beasts that can take out her enemies.
Cinderella works around time-based boosts to her party - making sure you know when their effects end is critical!
Aurora’s spells act as curses and can do rather devilish things to her enemies - although as she gets stronger, her curses can take a toll on her as well.
Ariel is a quick little thief who will take anything she deems interesting, even if she has no clue what it does. She’s also pretty decent with water magic and a trident.
Belle is a Jack of all Trades - extremely flexible, she can learn almost every skill in the game. As such, she can be a healer, magician, battler front or backline.
Jasmine is a quick stepper whose skills revolve around outmaneuvering her opponents, then striking hard when they least expect it. She has an ungodly evasion stat, and recovers quickly from status ailments.
Pocahontas is a natural-born explorer with skills revolving around hunting, gathering, sensing enemies, and staying alive.
Mulan can utilize swords, bows, and cannons to be the biggest threat on the frontlines. Make sure she’s nicely armored though - while she can equip strong armors, her natural defenses and agility aren’t so great.
Tiana works on the battlefield with creating magic from materials - aka, she’s like the Salve-Maker class in Bravely Default. She also gets the most effect out of items.
Rapunzel’s healing hair makes her the savior of the party. She can make ailments leave faster, heal her party, and tangle up her opponents to keep them from moving. Her agility and evasion aren’t the best, though.
Merida works from a distance, using her bow and arrows to take down her foes from a distance. She can’t use magic, but she doesn’t need to in order to take her foes down.
Elsa is a master of magic, although Ice is her realm. She can use it to freeze her foes, protect and preserve her allies, and deal with threats far and near. She’s very susceptible to status ailments, though.
Anna is the frontline protector, using her natural strength to make up with her lack of magic.
i thought this was real at first
get your head in the game
clipping glitches are great
clipping glitches in hyper-realistic games are fantastic
“When thinking of iconic romance, ask yourself if any imagery (paintings, photographs, film-stills) comes to mind that is not showing heterosexual couples? Probably not,” says photographer Braden Summers of his photo series of everyday gay and lesbian couples from around the globe.
THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE